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Mihc · Objavljeno: 18 Jul 2008 18:05 Naslov sporočila:

Tole je bl misel leta, za tiste k ste obupal nad šolo thongue

http://www.rtvslo.si/zabava/modload.php?&c_mod=rnews&op=sections&func=read&c_menu=1&c_id=35930
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NoFEARfreak · Objavljeno: 11 Sep 2008 08:58 Naslov sporočila:

nekai dobrih izjav....

- Boš dobo za nagrado taler župe pa kurac u dupe=)

- Prošla si kroz moje srce ko krava kroz kukuruz=)

- Zdle me pa tak scat tišči da mam slan po ustih=)

- Edina ko še k men pride je flaša pira=)

Mihc · Objavljeno: 25 Sep 2008 18:02 Naslov sporočila:

Treba bi jih blo skurt prasce, usaj nebi tok strelal okol happy

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bassko · Objavljeno: 30 Sep 2008 11:54 Naslov sporočila:

Tony Soprano (The Sopranos):"Najdražji ukradeni avtomobili se pošiljajo v Slovenijo in Rusijo." Očitno smo v filmskem svetu velika mafija. Mr. Green

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Žigomir · Mod Pridružen/-a: 08.03. 2007, 20:06 Prispevkov: 84

Pomoje pa dobr vejo kaj so hotl povedat ker so poleg slovenije omenil se crno goro ce sm dobr slisu... pac itak je nadaljevanka izmisljotina tko dab lahk rekl karkol bi si sprdnl heh...

Mihc

Po novem obstaja tudi google translate, mislim novo je to, da zna slovensko in to še zelo zelo zelo dobro!

http://translate.google.com/

Slika ne laže thongue

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bassko

Pr nas na praksi mamo kr tablo, kamor se z markerjem piše izjave mesca. Neki se jih je pa že nabral. Mr. Green

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Izjave na finančno krizo:

On the left site, there is nothing right.....on the right site, there is nothing left.

ali pa:

This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my money and I still have a wife
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NoFEARfreak · Objavljeno: 18 Nov 2008 09:50 Naslov sporočila:

Gledama z mentorjem eno etiketo ko je gor liči (sadje), pa reče....

Liči je najbolš kad ti liči na kurac=)

CHRIS BARNES · Objavljeno: 18 Nov 2008 14:31 Naslov sporočila:

bassko · Objavljeno: 18 Nov 2008 19:16 Naslov sporočila:

NoFEARfreak · Objavljeno: 19 Nov 2008 10:39 Naslov sporočila:

Kolega: Tak sn bil pijan da nisn vedo al bi šou srat al bi si kr plenico dal=)

bassko · Objavljeno: 22 Nov 2008 11:34 Naslov sporočila:

Smo dobil ponudbo da bi enemu podjetju k smo delal razstavni prostor za njih, še kombi polimal z nalepkami. Pa mi sodelavec prinese sliko peugeota, češ da tazga majo oni in nej zrihtam fotke da bojo nalepke na avtu.

Potem pa med malico sedimo na kofetu in se mimo prpele volkswagen pa vidš njega:" vidiš, tazga peugeota majo oni!" Laughing

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Mihc · Objavljeno: 27 Nov 2008 21:18 Naslov sporočila:

Due to the current financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off to save on electricity costs happy

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bassko · Objavljeno: 27 Jan 2009 17:56 Naslov sporočila:

Spet sadovi alkohola:"Težko je bit bosanc, če nis bosanc."

Še niti ni tok neumna, če tko pogledaš... smile

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~malina~ · Objavljeno: 27 Jan 2009 21:15 Naslov sporočila:

reče bosanc: js sm slovenc, ker sm rojen v sloveniji! torej je vsak osel, ki se skoti v lipici lipicanc??? Mr. Green

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Mihc · Objavljeno: 07 Apr 2009 21:05 Naslov sporočila:

U: Kaj je ločevalna dieta?

O: Da se dec loč pa kuhat ne zna smile

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Čista resnica:

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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bassko · Objavljeno: 23 Jun 2009 18:27 Naslov sporočila:

"Je bil tolk velik oder, da sta mogla 2 gledat, da sta do konca vidla." Laughing

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